Nice sentences | Best ever read

Nice sentences | Best ever read

1. 3 Easy Ways to Die : Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.


2. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tellsher that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

3.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SADAfter Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

4. Three FASTEST means of Communication :1. Tele-Phone2. Tele-Vision3. Tell to WomanNeed still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE

5.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

6. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman..Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.Moral : BE SPECIFIC

7.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

9.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

MD. HASAN MAHMUD ((LIMON))

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Top 20 Photos of the Year 2008

Top 20 Photos of the Year 2008

2008 was filled more with bad events, Joyful moments stayed far away from the year 2008. Photos say everything but speak nothing, thus the untold story of 2008 is shown in the images below.
U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama after winner


Michael Phelps Pose after winning 8 times gold medals in Olympic 2008

China's national flag is raised during the opening ceremony of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games at the National Stadium, August 8, 2008.

Australia's Michael Hartnett is lifted by his coach as they celebrate after winning their wheelchair basketball gold medal in Paralympic Games.

Suicide bomb attack, killing Pakistan political leader Benazir Bhutto and 20 others.

"Most Beautiful Bottom in the World" competition in Paris with 45 finalists from 26 different countries.

Car Bomb blast outside the Marriott hotel in Islamabad Killed 43 people.

Fire in Little Tujunga Canyon, 20 miles north of downtown Los Angeles.

Hurricane Ike Photo by International Space Station.

"IV Tomatina Colombiana" festival Where 10 tons of tomatoesMD. HASAN MAHMUD ((LIMON))

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A TRUE STORY FROM JAPAN

A TRUE STORY FROM JAPAN




In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaksopen the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollowspace between the wooden walls.When tearing down the walls, he found that there was alizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammeredinto one of its feet. He sees this, feels pity, and atthe same time curious, as when he checked the nail,it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was firstbuilt! What happened? The lizard has survived in suchposition for 10 years.In a dark wall partition for 10 years without moving, itis impossible and mind-boggling. Then he wondered howthis lizard survived for 10 years! Without moving a singlestep--since its foot was nailed!So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what ithas been doing, and what and how it has been eating.Later, not knowing from where it came, appears anotherlizard, with food in its mouth.Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply. For the lizardthat was stuck by nail, another lizard has been feedingit for the past 10 years...Imagine? it has been doing thatuntiringly for 10 long years, without giving up hope onits partner.Will you do that to your partner or yourfor your Mom, who brought you after a big struggle ofnine long months? or for your Dad, or Friends,brothers and sisters. Imagine what a small creature cando that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't.As information and communication technology advances, ouraccess to information becomes faster and faster.But the distance between human beings . . . is it gettingcloser as well? Please never abandon your loved ones.         Never Say YOU ARE Busy When They Really Need You...You May Have The Entire World At Your Feet..... But You Might BeThe Only World To Them....A Moment of negligence might break the very heart which loves youthrough all odds.. Before you say something just remember. It takes amoment to Break but an entire life to make... To Live Use the Heart andto Survive use the Brains. Then Life would be a paradise Unfurling only Love Joy and Happiness.....Spread this message to all and Help them Live life and not merely survive..... 

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Female Sumo Wrestlers¨p¨T

¨p¨T¨p¨T¨p¨TFemale Sumo Wrestlers¨p¨T¨p¨T¨p¨T
At the age of 14 and weighing in at 20 stone, Samantha-Jane Stacey is born to be a sumo wrestler.She will be aiming for sporting glory as the youngest Australian to participate in the world wrestling sumo championships this month in Estonia.Much focus will be on the championships after the sport, plagued with recent scandals, was hit with yet another controversy as three wrestlers admitted beating up a junior trainee who later died.





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Sport$ ~Vulgar+Sexy+Funny = Risk~

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The 12 Longest and Most Difficult Words in English

¨p¨TThe 12 Longest and Most Difficult Words in English¨p¨T
You think you have a good vocabulary? Try using these words in a sentence. As in ¡°I totally screwed your mom in the hepaticocholangiocholecystenterostomies¡±.
1.HonorificabilitudinitatibusThis word has 27 letters which appears in Love¡¯s Labour¡¯s Lost, Act V, Scene I, which means ¡°invincible glorious¡± or ¡°Honorableness.¡± It is the ablative plural of the Latin contrived honorificabilitudinitas, which is an extension of honorificabilis meaning ¡°honorableness.¡± This word was spoken by Costard in Shakespeare¡¯s plays:O, they have lived long on the alms-basket of words.
I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word;
for thou art not so long by the head as
honorificabilitudinitatibus: thou art easier
swallowed than a flap-dragon.2.AntidisestablishmentarianismThis is the best known long word which has 28 letters. It means ¡°opposition to the withdrawal of state support or recognition from an established church, esp. the Anglican Church in 19th-century England¡± as explained in Dictionary.com. Specifically, it is the political philosophy that is opposed to the separation of the church and state. This term originated in the context of the 19th century Church of England, antidisestablishmentarians were opposed to proposals to remove its status as the state church of England. It has been quoted once by the British Prime Minister, William Ewart Gladstone, 1809- 1898. This word can be broken down as follows:~ism¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­..The philosophy of~arian¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­.those people who belive in~anti¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­opposition to~dis¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­..the removal of~establishment¡­¡­.The Church of England as the official state church
3.FloccinauccinihilipilificationThis 30- letter-word is a non-scientific English word and it appears in the first edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. It is longer than antidisestablishmentarianism. The 1992 Guinness Book of World Records calls floccinaucinihilipilification ¡°the longest real word in the Oxford English Dictionary,¡± whereas it calls pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ¡°the longest made-up word in the Oxford English Dictionary.¡± It means ¡°act or habit to deny the value of some particular things¡± but some dictionaries translate it as ¡°the act of considering something to be worthless.¡± It was formed by Estonian scholars, who searched for as many Latin words meaning ¡°nothing¡± or ¡°not very much as possible¡±: flocci (means ¡°a little bit,¡± but literally it means ¡°a bit of wool¡±), nauci (means very little), nihili (means ¡°nothing¡±), pili (means ¡°very little¡±); fused them together, and then added the suffix ¡°fication¡± on the end, to give the sense of an action.This word has been used by Sir Walter Scott and Senators Robert Byrd and Daniel Patrick Moynihan. It was used by Senator Jesse Helms in 1999 during the debate on the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty [Randolph V. Cinco]. It also appeared on March 14, 1996, in ¡°Zippy,¡± a comic strip distributed by King Features Syndicateo you think I may be too quick to find fault with things and people, Zippy?
Yeh.
Th¡¯ ¡®floccinaucinihilipilification¡¯ process.
Th¡¯ what?
Floccinaucinihilipilification!! It means ¡®the estimation of something as valueless¡¯!
You¡¯ve been randomly reading th¡¯ dictionary, haven¡¯t you?
Yes. That and my natural tendency toward antifloccinaucinihilipilification!!
Floccinaucinihilipilification was also used by Press Secretary Mike McCurry in his December 6, 1995, White House Press Briefing in discussing Congressional Budget Office estimates and assumptions: ¡°But if you¡ªas a practical matter of estimating the economy, the difference is not great. There¡¯s a little bit of floccinaucinihilipilification going on here.¡±
4.Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious1949: Parker & Young (unpublished song-title): Supercalafajalistickespialadojus.1951: Parker & Young (song-title): Supercalafajalistickespeealadojus; or, The super song.1964: R. M. & R. B; Sherman (song-title): Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!1967: Decisions U.S. Courts involving Copyright 1965-66 488 The complaint alleges copyright infringement of plaintiff¡¯s song `Supercalafajalistickespeealadojus¡¯ by defendants¡¯ song ¡®Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.¡¯ (All variants of this tongue twister will hereinafter be referred to collectively as ¡®the word¡¯.)Above citations show that this stunning word has been noted for its first four letters from 1949 to 1967.This 34-letter word appears in the Oxford English Dictionary. It is a word specifically created for a song in the movie Mary Poppins until its film version of the musical was popular enough that everyone got to know this word.
5.HepaticocholangiocholecystenterostomiesThis 39-letter long is the longest word found in Gould¡¯s Medical Dictionary. It is a surgical terminology, which refers to surgical creation of a connection between the gall bladder and a hepatic duct and between the intestine and the gall bladder.
6.PneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisThis 45-letter long word is the longest word found in dictionaries. According to the eighth edition of Webster dictionary, it means, ¡°pneumoconiosis disease caused by inhaling small particles of quartzite.¡± This is the scientific name for a coal miner¡¯s disease, which is particularly caused by breathing in particles of siliceous volcanic dust. It is the lung disease that miners in Africa came down with from getting silicon silvers in their lungs.On Feb. 23, 1935, the New York Herald-Tribune reported on page 3:Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis succeeded electrophotomicro-graphically as the longest word in the English language recognized by the National Puzzlers¡¯ League at the opening session of the organization¡¯s 103d semi-annual meeting held yesterday at the Hotel New Yorker.
The puzzlers explained that the forty-five-letter word is the name of a special form of silicosis caused by ultra-microscopic particles of siliceous volcanic dust.

7.Antipericatametaanaparcircumvolutiorectumgustpoops of the coprofiedThis word has 50 letters. There is a display of one French writer¡¯s ancient story in a library shelf, with this long English word as its book title.
8.Osseocaynisanguineoviscericartilagininervomedullar yThis word has 51 letters. It is a terminology related to an anatomy. It appeared in a novel called ¡°Headlong Hall¡± written by an English writer, 1785-1866.
9.Aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriol icAequeo: equal (Latin, aequo)Salino: containing salt (Latin, salinus)Calcalino: calcium (Latin, calx)Ceraceo: waxy (Latin, cera)Aluminoso: alumina (Latin)Cupreo: from ¡°coppe¡±Vitriolic: resembling vitriolThis word is at 52 letters, describing the spa water at Bath, England. It was invented by the British Medical author, Dr. Edward Strother, 1675-1737. This word is composed of the following elements:
9.Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronnt uonnthunntrovarr-hounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnukThis word has 100 letters. It appeared in the book titled ¡°Finnegan wake¡± written by Irish author, Andean James Joyce, 1882- 1942. This word refers to the downfall of Adam and Eve.

10.Lopado temakho selakho galeo kranio-leipsano drim hypo*trimmato silphio kar-abo melito katakekhy meno kikhl epi*kossy-pho phatto perister alektryon opto keph-allio kigklo*peleio lag¨­io siraio bap-h¨¥ tragano pterýg¨­neThis word has 182 letters and is derived from the Greek word, originating from the drama script of comedy titled ¡°ecclesiazusae¡± written by a Greek writer, Aristophanes, 448- 385. It refers to spicy foods that cooked from the remaining vegetables and beef. It is a frictional dish mentioned in Aristophanes¡¯ comedy Assemblywomen.
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12.HippopotomonstrosequippeddaliophobiaThis English word has 36 letters. It is somewhat ironic that the word for ¡°fear of long words¡± as it should be has a length of 6.2 cm.

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Amazing Fire Work:::

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10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

Commandment 1



Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.




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Commandment 2



If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.




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Commandment 3



Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!




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Commandment 4



Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.



In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.



In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.




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Commandment 5



When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.




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Commandment 6



Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.




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Commandment 7



Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.




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Commandment 8



Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.



But the law allows only one wife.




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Commandment 9



Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.




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Commandment 10



A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.




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Bonus Commandment ( Story )



A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.



The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.




The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"




SMILE, IT'S TAX FREE!
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Gold Mercedes^.^

Would you like to have a ride? I'm scared just to come close to this fully gold plated Mercedes C63. Yes, it's located in Dubai.






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Funny Pictures

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